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- me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
- me: or natalie dormer
- me: or kristen stewart
- me: or felicia day
- me: or taylor swift
- me: or eliza taylor
- me: or that chick from that comercial
- me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
- me: or that really pretty girl over there
- me:
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- me: wait
- me: ooooohhhhhhhhh
When Mom Says The Wrong Things:
- Me: Mom I Can't Wait To See The Hunger Games!
- Me: Everytime I See A Picture....I Flipp!!!
- Mom: When Are You Going To See It?
- Me: April 5th, For The School Field Trip!!!
- Mom: It's Only A Week Or So...
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- Me: Get Out!
- Mom: What?
- Me: Go...Out Of This Room...
- Mom: Why?
- Me:
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- Mom: OOOOOOH I Understand
- Me: Good
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: oh right
- me: *plays music*
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /goes back up/
- Me: /reblogs/
- Me: /scroll/
- Me: /scroll/
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In my head during school.
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: i fucking hate you
- Me: fu...you're cute.
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: hate you too
- Me: fuck you too
- Me: fuck you all.
- Me: oh there's my friend
In my head during school.
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: i fucking hate you
- Me: fu...you're cute.
- Me: fuck you
- Me: fuck you
- Me: hate you too
- Me: fuck you too
- Me: fuck you all.
- Me: oh there's my friend
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
- me at school: how do i hold a pencil
- me at school: when can i eat
- me at school: da fuq is this
- me at school: da fuq is that
- me at school: don't look at me peasants
- me at school: when am i ever going to need this in life
- me at school: are there any new, hot, single kids with low standards?
- me at school: i'd rather be on tumblr
- Person: I hate Harry Styles.
- Me: Whatever, more for me.
- Person: I hate Zayn Malik.
- Me: Whatever, more for me.
- Person: I hate Louis Tomlinson.
- Me: Whatever, more for me.
- Person: I hate Niall Horan.
- Me: Whatever, more for me.
- Person: I hate Liam Payne.
- Me: Impossible.